Preference

Preference jokes

Freshman

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Music

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Animal

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

Hole

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

Homosexual

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! πŸ’©

Snake

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

Blonde

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

The redhead says, β€œI love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

The brunette says, β€œI would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

The blonde says, β€œI have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

Banana

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

Paul Walker

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

Insult

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Computer

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

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  • Broccoli

    Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.

    If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

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  • Orphan

    Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

    Like this if you think orphans are cool!

    Computer

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

    I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

    Thumb

    Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.