Preference jokes
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Memes
Honestly
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.