Preference jokes
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Honestly
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.