Preference jokes

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.