Preference jokes

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Why am I gay?

Because I like mushrooms.

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.