Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
