Preference jokes

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

Why am I gay?

Because I like mushrooms.

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.