Preference jokes
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
I like peanut butter and honey.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.