Preference jokes
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
I like peanut butter and honey.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I hate noise.
What is a good night for you?
I love my name.