Preference jokes

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

I like peanut butter and honey.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I bet you like men!

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

I like mangoes.