Preference jokes

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

I like peanut butter and honey.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

I bet you like men!

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”