Preference jokes

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Who likes penis?

My cousin!

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

I like penis in my bum!

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!

I like my women like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

I don’t love being bored.

I love jokes!

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"