Preference jokes
Yellow is the best.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What is your favorite name?
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
I like CHEESE!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I hate rubber.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.