Preference jokes
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
I like penis in my bum!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
I don’t love being bored.
I love jokes!
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.