Preference jokes
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
I like penis in my bum!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
I don’t love being bored.