Preference jokes

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I like CHEESE!

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.