Preference jokes

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I like dick.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

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