Like if you think oily men are hot.
Preference Jokes
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
I like CHEESE!
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
