Preference jokes

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

I like CHEESE!

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?