I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I like mangoes.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
