(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
