Preference

Preference jokes

Carrot

    • Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

    "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

    Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

    Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

    Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

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    • Preference memes

    Wine

    • I like my girls like I like my wine.

    12 years old and locked in my basement.

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    • Jesus

    • What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

    Depends on who's sucking.

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    • Racist

    • I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

    Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

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    • Blow job

    • What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

    If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

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