Preference jokes

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

I bet you like men!

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

I like ramen. If you do, like!

I hate noise.

What is a good night for you?

I love my name.

I sit because I can't stand you.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.