Preference jokes

Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.

What is a good night for you?

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

I bet you like men!

I like mangoes.

I like ramen. If you do, like!