Preference jokes
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Memes
I bet you like men!
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
I like mangoes.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
I sit because I can't stand you.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
What is a good night for you?
I love my name.