My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This dude's girlfriend wants to be "pampered," which usually means, like, getting treated real nice, maybe a spa day or something. But this genius thinks she said "diapered," and he's all, "No way, I'm not into that!" It's funny because it's a misunderstanding, and also, you probably wear diapers.