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Hospital

    • Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

    This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

    Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

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    • Porn memes

    Porn star

    • Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

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    • Friend

    • A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

    The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

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    • Pornstar

    • When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

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    • Movie

    • Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?

    Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.

    Mom: Can you hear them?

    Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.

    Mom: Why do you think that?

    Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.

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    • Dude

    • So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

    The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

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