Porn Jokes

What do you call your mom

My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%

Why do farts smell ????

So defff people can enjoy them as well ..

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

I watch gay porn

I like penis in my bum!!!

i watch gay porn :) LOL

what did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week? a face full of sperm

Your mums so dumb she though porn hub was corn hub

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

Watching porn Watching porn blow my dick like a bassat horn

i once cummed on my boyfriend's dick { puts an eggplant emoji } i like to watch porn to ;)

Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..

This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..

Then they all start singing

14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)

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What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

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Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First

Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes

Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player

Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze

Oh God By Dixie Rect

Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead

Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang

How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus

Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry

The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers

I suck poop in my but whole aka porn

let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code

A girl comes up to her dad and says can I borrow the car tonite I want to go this party dad says if u give a head job girl says your r my dad how can u say that dad says if u want the car girl thinks ok she starts dad that taste like shut dad yer your brother wanted the this morning