So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What is the difference between hungry and horny? The cucumber goes to different places
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Are you my homework because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
your mom
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Here is a dark joke for you guys....'Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos...because they were child molested by their father'
I wish you were a soap. Because I want you all over me
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
