Porn jokes

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

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"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

I like penis in my bum!

What do you call your mom?

My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.