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What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.

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Boys Experiments be like:

Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

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How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't

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What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

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i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.

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She kill me if she found out

What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.