Porn
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we look through
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
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What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
I wish you were a soap. Because I want you all over me
This is how I got
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
