My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.