Porn jokes

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

I watch gay porn.

"Dababy midget porn."

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

What do you call your mom?

My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

Porn *sex noises*

I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.

In a porn video!

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

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Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.