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Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
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me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
Why do people watch hentai?....because they are fake as pornstars are.
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
I am a volcano
♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
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A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
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New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
