What’s a good way to masturbate???
Get somebody to do it for u
Porn Jokes
Boss: You’re fired. Me: pauses porn Why?
I am a volcano
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
What do you call a orphan with a boner?
Porn
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life … real life cow bow boy shit !!!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile …,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie….
Easy pickings …
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river …
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ………….
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP … try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
What is a porn star’s favourite potato crisp flavour…
prawn COCKtail
What’s the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn…
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Here is a dark joke for you guys…‘Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos…because they were child molested by their father’
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were “having a good time” till the teacher says…
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc’s?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess…
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me…