Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the kiddo's mom calls to check if the dad's late again. The kid says, "Nah, he's here chatting with the math teacher." Mom's like, "Eavesdrop!" Turns out, they ain't just chatting, they're "watching a movie" – wink, wink, nudge, nudge – because the kid hears clapping, which ain't the kind you do after solving a math problem, if you catch my drift, which I doubt you do, because you're kinda slow.
