Nudity jokes

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?

Nudacris.

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.