Nudity jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.