Nudity jokes

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.