Nudity jokes

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.