Nudity jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.