How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
