Nudity jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.