Potato Chip jokes
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
I like chips.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
