Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
