Potato Chip jokes
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
