Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. It's saying Americans suck at chess because they lost the Twin Towers. Get it? The "towers" in chess are called rooks, and the Twin Towers got blown up by terrorists. You probably think that's funny because you're a freakin' moron.