When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
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Alright, listen up, you dummy. The joke is about how Trump likes to use Dorito dust instead of suntan lotion when he goes to the beach. It's funny because Dorito dust is orange, just like his fake tan, and it implies his tan is so bad it'll last forever. Get it? Of course, you don't.