Politics jokes
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
this is a real political slogan
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Hillary for president.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.