Politics jokes
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I'm offended.
- Liberals
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.