Politics jokes
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Memes
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
Biden