Politics jokes
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Gun control...
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!