Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
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Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
When you fail art school.
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.