Version Jokes

Anonymous

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft

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CDR
in Cow

Here's a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

Anonymous
in Music

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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Kaushal
in Son

What does LGBTQ+ means is it the premium version of GAY

Anonymous
in Orphan

What is the orphans version to a family portrait

A selfie

tj

I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...

chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.

making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

I am Major
in Game

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Anus McDickNuggets
in Plumber

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Gwen
in Blue

(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!

(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)

Anonymous

why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows

Pendu
in Penaldo

Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)

dankmemester

2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte's.

Anonymous

Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten

Sarai Castle

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

DAT MONEY

Stephen hawking tried to install a free version of windows 10.

Bqtman
in Ball

When men watch footbqll but nkt the women version maybe there

J0K35 (week 1)

What do you call a pornography version of Tik Tok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Anonymous

He tried to install a free version of windows 10

THENAMESCHARLESMUNTHS

what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.