Version jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.