Version jokes
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.