Version jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.