The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft

Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version…

chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.

making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments… :)

What does LGBTQ+ means is it the premium version of GAY

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!

(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)

why did stephen hawking die?— he tried to download a free version of windows

Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten

2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte’s.

Stephen hawking tried to install a free version of windows 10.

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

What do you call a pornography version of Tik Tok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.

He tried to install a free version of windows 10