The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
What does LGBTQ+ means is it the premium version of GAY
I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...
chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.
making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. Thatāll definitely turn on the waterworks.
(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
Once asked If I played Scrabble being dyslexic I asked Is It was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version
What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.
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