A Day in the Life

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how Biden voters thought they were gonna get all this cool stuff like money and rights and whatnot. But surprise! It's all going downhill. Get it? You probably don't since you voted for the guy.

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