Osama jokes
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.