Osama

Osama Jokes

Bullet

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

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  • Birthday

    That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

    9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    Attack

    Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

    Osama Bin Laden

    What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

    Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

    Gay

    Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

    Pakistan

    People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

    Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

    Robber

    Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

    A black guy.

    Cousin

    Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?