Osama jokes
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.