Osama jokes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Get pranked, bozo!
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"