Politics jokes
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Trump is ass.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
The last two presidents of the US.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”