Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Politics Jokes
Biden did 9/10.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why does America have more guns than people?
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
