Politics jokes
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
I think DJT has FTD.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Memes
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Heil Kyle!