Politics jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Memes
Looks about right
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Being pro-life.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.