Politics jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Biden did 9/10.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.