Politics jokes
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.