Politics jokes
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
The last two presidents of the US.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Bush is innocent, he's white...