You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
