Politics jokes
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Memes
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Biden did 9/10.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Being pro-life.