Policy jokes

What are American schools?

Shooting ranges.

Politics.

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...