Library Book on Suicide

The joke plays on the dark humor of suicide and the stereotype of librarians being strict about returning books. The punchline is unexpected and makes light of a serious topic, implying the library's policy is more important than the man's life.

• Suicide
• Man
• Depression
• Death
• Library
• Book

• Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide? Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
• This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
• A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.