Policy jokes
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Politics.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"