Policy

Policy jokes

Man

    • A man complains to a slave dealer: "The slave you sold me died!"

    "By the gods," replies the dealer, "he never did that when I owned him!"

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    • 9/11

    • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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    • School Shooter

    • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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    • Comment

    • What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

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    • Librarian

    • A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:

    "F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."

    Food

    • Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

    T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

    Income

    • According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

    1. What was your income for the year?

    2. What were your expenses?

    3. How much have you left?

    4. Send it in.

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