Mandate jokes
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!