A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the librarian is being a real piece of work. A dude wants to off himself, and instead of helping, this librarian cares more about getting the book back. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you can see that's messed up.