Poetry jokes
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."