Poetry jokes
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.