Poetry Jokes

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld