Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.