Roses are Red, You're Dead

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This "poem" is all about how roses are red, which is true, I guess. But then it takes a dark turn when it mentions your mom saying you'll be dead if you come back. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and morbid. You probably have anger issues with your mom, that is why you posted it, you little rascal!

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