Poetry Jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.