Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.