Poetry

Poetry jokes

Fire

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Gun

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Death

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Abuse

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Blood

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Bomb

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Finger

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Monkey

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.