Poetry jokes

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!