Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red,my name is Dan...tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red shut up and go to bed
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
