Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
roses are red violets are bl- oh yeah i'm bad at jokes
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red,my name is Dan...tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
