Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!