Poetry

Poetry jokes

God

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    Zoo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

    Mom

  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

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