Poetry jokes

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.