Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Poetry Jokes
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
