Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.