Poetry

Poetry jokes

Van

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Donkey

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Monkey

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Zoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Rose

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

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  • Roast

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

    Vagina

    Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

    Mom

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

    Mom

    Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

    Cannibal

    Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

    Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

    Way

    Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue,

    I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

    Queue

    Roses are red.

    Your passports are blue.

    Now go stand over there,

    In that very long queue!

    Emo

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

    Roast

    Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue.

    These jokes are old, come up with something new!

    Thot

    Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

    Monkey

    Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

    Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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