Poetry

Poetry jokes

Nobody

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Finger

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Memes

Fisher

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Rose

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Rape

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Insult

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Jug

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Blood

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Nine

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Friend

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.