Poetry jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?