Barney

Barney Jokes

Dinosaur

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Face

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Rose

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Kid

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Penis

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Memes