Barney jokes

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.