Barney jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"