Barney jokes

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?

Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY