Barney jokes

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.