Barney jokes

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."