5+ Best Barney Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Shot gun

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Show

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

Face

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Memes

Mom

Barney

The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".

Show

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Rose

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Kid

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Penis

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Bro

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Memes

Ray

Me at school every day

An image of Barney, the purple dinosaur, looking angry and holding a yellow ball. The text overlay reads: "When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you".

Friend

New friend new, new Website, new child porn

A person dressed as Barney the Dinosaur is hugging a child in front of a tan brick wall.

Comparison

This one or

The image is split in two. On the left side is a photo of a young man with a surprised expression, and on the right side, a photo of Barney the dinosaur smiling.

pop-tart

A box of "Pop-Tarts" is shown, with the text "Barney's BOOF" and a picture of Barney with sunglasses and a joint in his mouth. There are cannabis leaves on the box.

Mom

my mexican mom be like

The image shows two panels. The left panel displays a dinosaur, representing a mom telling everyone to get ready for church. The right panel shows Barney the dinosaur, representing mom once at church.

Gun

lol

The image shows a large, purple Barney dinosaur character holding two guns. He stands in front of a destroyed city, with explosions and debris all around. The text above Barney reads "Utah be like" and the text below reads "Gosh-zilla". A hashtag at the bottom right says "#onlyinutah".

Church

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Costume

A person dressed in a Barney costume is hugging a child tightly. The child's head is hidden inside the costume.

Community

Barney is ur dad, from your imagination he left to get the milk, and now hes on vacation (:

Barney Community