Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
