Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha

Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

What did the pirate say to Argon? Ar!

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore

What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?

I want your booty

why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ''I know. i'ts driving me nuts!''

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!