Pirate Jokes

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Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

Letter

Munch 😍🤩💍💕
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What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.

Log

Jaxon Edghill
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The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Club

dev
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Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

Birthday

Anonymous
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what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

Bus

Anonymous
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Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

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Wave

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What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.

Saw

Sandra cisco8
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What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot

Birthday

dev
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha

Pool

Anonymous
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Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

Bath

Jonas
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Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

Argon

Funny
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What did the pirate say to Argon? Ar!

Shower

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Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore

Puns

Anonymous
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What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?

I want your booty

Sea

Anonymous
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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

Man

This Guy 123
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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ''I know. i'ts driving me nuts!''

Shower

TheKnightMusic
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Pirate

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Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!