What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Why Is the Rum Gone?
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ''I know. i'ts driving me nuts!''
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.