Pirate Jokes

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Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

Letter

Munch 馃槏馃ぉ馃拲馃挄

What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it鈥檚 the R but it鈥檚 actually the C.

Log

Jaxon Edghill

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Club

dev

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

Birthday

Anonymous

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

Bus

Anonymous

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

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Wave

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.

Saw

Sandra cisco8

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot

Birthday

dev

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha

Pool

Anonymous

Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

Bath

Jonas

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

Argon

Funny

What did the pirate say to Argon? Ar!

Shower

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore

Puns

Anonymous

What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?

I want your booty

Sea

Anonymous

why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

Man

This Guy 123

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ''I know. i'ts driving me nuts!''

Shower

TheKnightMusic

Why don鈥檛 pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Pirate

Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!