Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom
R u kidding me??!?!
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.