Pirate jokes
3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”