Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is funny because it uses the phrase "wash up" in two different ways. Pirates who walk the plank end up in the water and "wash up" on the shore. Get it? It's also another way of saying they take a bath. You probably don't get it since you look like you have never left your mom's basement. I bet you didn't even know bears have 42 teeth!