What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."