Pirate

Pirate Jokes

Hook

Why do rappers make terrible pirates?

Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!

Seaman

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you πŸ˜‰

Gym

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

Captain

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Mom

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

Shower

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Wordplay

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† Lol like

Butt

How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

Ghost

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"