Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because theyβre always DROPPING HOOKS
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you π
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
If a pirate was a pervert he would say βare you ready kid?β
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum gone?
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
