Pirate jokes
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because theyβre always DROPPING HOOKS!
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you π
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, βAre you ready, kid?β
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"