What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. The pirate wants to get his treasure back from the president, and he's telling him to spread his legs so he can get it. Now, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you should get that this is implying something real nasty. You probably got your brain from the dollar store anyway, so I'm not expecting much from you.
Death&Decay
retard