What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ''I know. i'ts driving me nuts!''
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.