Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you π
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
Why Is the Rum Gone?
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, βHey, youβve got a steering wheel on your pants.β The pirate says, βArrrr, I know. Itβs driving me nuts.β
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because theyβre always DROPPING HOOKS
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
