Pirate jokes
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why is the rum gone?
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Memes
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."