Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even you should get it. A pirate already has "booty" which is treasure, so he doesn't need to go to a strip club for more booty. See? Not so hard, champ.
ALEX
i have hte heehes over this also ALYA wont talk to me