A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.