Steering Wheel Pirate

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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    Explanation

    This is a pun-based joke. The punchline plays on the double meaning of 'driving me nuts'. In the literal context of a pirate with a steering wheel on his genitals, it means that the steering wheel is causing him distress. Figuratively, it means he is annoyed or frustrated. It's funny because it's unexpected and absurd to have a steering wheel on a penis.

    Comments (8)

    I thought of blood on the dancefloors song "Yo Ho " haha

    this isnt morbid

    That is really funny

    What's the point of him being a pirate?

    Because the joke wouldn't sound as good @Jon

    That pirate must be NUTS!!! haha

    My 5th grade physical ed teacher literally told us this joke LOL, nostalgia moment