Piracy jokes
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.