Piracy jokes
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.