Piracy jokes
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.