Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why doesn't the orphans phone have a homepage being it doesn't have a home
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
