New Phone Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera

:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo

Tell an emo and say do u get jealous when your phone dies

Women say men are trash. Yet men made the phone,laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, nevermind the electricity she uses to power those devices....

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone

girlfriend's ex: why?

Girlfriend: because your about to die

I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm

Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

I got jealous when my phone died

I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died

when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

Why is there no phone in China

To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number

I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here

why cant an orphan have a phone because they will see a home

Q. why the orphan was unable to use the phone A. he was trying to phone home

My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

An old man gets the call from the IRS The man on the phone says, “we’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says,”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies,”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says,”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says,”alright last chance. I bet you 50,000 i can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agents desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “haha! I got you now!” But the mans lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says,”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”