Mobile

Mobile Jokes

Chess

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Yo mama

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Chess

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Tower

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Poverty

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

People

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Life

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

Game

My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].

Me: So tell me about it then.

My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.

Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.

Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.

My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.

Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.

Me: My bad again. Do continue.

My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.

Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?

My cousin: By the game.

Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

Approximation

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)