What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-mobile.
why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X because they have a home button
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.
2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
How do cows like to play games ? Moobile (Mobile)
A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......
