Mobile jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].

Me: So tell me about it then.

My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.

Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.

Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.

My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.

Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.

Me: My bad again. Do continue.

My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.

Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?

My cousin: By the game.

Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).