Mobile jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].

Me: So tell me about it then.

My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.

Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.

Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.

My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.

Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.

Me: My bad again. Do continue.

My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.

Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?

My cousin: By the game.

Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).