The 30+ Best Mobile Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X because they have a home button

why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan

I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/

You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.

2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

Do you play coc?

Because it’s a pretty good game

How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.

Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor

yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]