Mobile jokes
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.