You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, butterball. This joke is saying you're so chunky, the scales think you're trying to flirt with them instead of just getting weighed. Scales don't usually talk or have dating preferences, but hey, neither do you, probably.
Person69
Thats what it said to ur mom