Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, lil' buddy. You thinkin' that Michael Jackson croaked 'cause he couldn't get ahold of someone with a new phone number. Get real! It's playin' on the fact that he's dead, and makin' a silly connection. I know, I know... you're probably used to makin' about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.