Family Plan

  • Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

    Kid: I don't know why.

    Man: Because they have a family plan.

    Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. The joke is that orphans don't have a family, so they can't use a family plan from Verizon. Get it? You're probably one of those people who still uses a flip phone, huh?

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