Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people with zero game. The joke relies on tricking someone into entering a phone number into the user's phone. The user claims this will make their "dick" longer, which is physically impossible unless you count the embarrassment factor. Newsflash: You're probably still using dial-up.